Sunday, February 6, 2011

Freshwater Mermaids

the only mermaids that I’ve seen
came from fresh water, murky green
unlike the creatures  found in myths
these beings had their top-half fish
they had nice legs I must attest
that was the half I liked the best
until they chased me through the grass
and soon began to kick my ass
but in the air they could not last
these freakishly long-legged bass
back to the lake they soon returned
and swam away quite unconcerned
I stood and watched with such enchant
as they made their way towards the nuclear plant


  1. Haha! That's hilarious, Charlie. I love it!

  2. powerful and fun, well done.


  3. yeah, the whole nuclear thing is scarey

  4. it is kind of scary to me for the ending.
    well played humor.