I know my teeth aren’t white enough
my laundry’s just not bright enough
my dog has fleas and ticks and worms
my mouthwash isn’t killing germs
my eyelashes are much too thin
my soap is drying out my skin
a simple strip and I won’t snore
one click to find my credit score
more women would look my way
if my hair had just a touch of gray
I should adopt a rescue pet
Am I paying too much for internet?
I could enjoy a peaceful slumber
if I only knew my true sleep number
time’s running out to buy a Toyota
shoe insoles control foot odor
my cell phone’s slow and makes me wait
my credit card’s too high a rate
so to be the best that I can be
I must get rid of my TV
